HANG THE DJ! TEN SONGS YOU WILL ABSOLUTELY HEAR AT THE WEDDING PARTY.
Featuring: Peabo Bryson and Regina Belle, Kool and the Gang, Los Del Rio, Bryan Adams, Etta James, Marcia Griffiths, Heatwave, The Commodores, Pink & NSYNC.

PUT ON THE SUNBLOCK, JIM. THESE TEN SONGS CAN CAUSE SUNBURN.
Mentioned: Pernice Brothers, Faces, Blackalicious, Pixies, Magnetic Fields, Sly and the Family Stone, Jonathan Richman, Sizzla, Os Mutantes & Cheap Trick.

THESE TEN SONGS WILL MAKE YOU FEEL TERRIBLE FOR LOVING THEM SO.
Mentioned: Lit, Slick Rick, Hall and Oates, Spin Doctors, Sheryl Crow, Steve Miller Band, Indigo Girls, The Grease Soundtrack, Backstreet Boys, & Creed.

THESE NINE SONGS WILL MAKE YOU SUCK DOWN THE HOOCH LIKE NOBODY'S BUSINESS.
Mentioned: AC/DC, New Pornographers, KISS, Tom Waits, John Lee Hooker, Kinks, Frank Zappa, The Doors & Reverend Horton Heat.

THESE TEN SONGS WILL MAKE YOU DRY HUMP YOUR STEREO SYSTEM.
Mentioned: Serge Gainsbourg with Jane Birkin, James Brown, Peaches, Asha Puthli, Ginuwine, Margo Guryan, T. Rex, The Gossip, Screamin' Jay Hawkins & Har Mar Superstar.