That's not how you spell that. #2 I know it felt like it was, but that
wasn't a girl:
"anyone know a girl named Yunik?"
"I say let it grow out, just trim up the sides. Guys like the
Millions of pubic lice all over the world concur.
I so unhip
"Looking out my window in between reading CL. What the hell does
Oh shit, he or she is totally a cop. Be cool. Just be fucking cool. Holy
fucking shit. 420? Never heard of it. Why, do I look like I'd know?
if I had a nickel for every time I heard this old line:
"Regalame un dia de lluvia que me encanta el color gris
Regalame tu silencio que sobran las palabras
out, ladies. Bill O'Reilly is on the prowl:
"Sweet, handsome patriot want to get sucked and fucked while I
watch Baghdad get liberated. I would also like a gal that would let me
smear red white and blue finger paints all over her mammouth tits. talk
looking man looking for wrinkled old bag to fuck
"I am healthy and handsome. I am looking to pity fuck and old
lady who has not gotten laid in years. Just trying to do my part"
Yes, perhaps if we all "did our part" this topsy-turvy world
of ours might not be such a worrisome and confusing place. Maybe if we
all took a little time away from our selfish lives and pity fucked a wrinkled
old bag who has not gotten laid in years, Martin Luther King Jr. could
stop dreaming and John Lennon could cease his imagining. Bravo, sir! Bravo!
You're an example to all of us.
"Let me be clear... I am not looking for male companionship. I
am straight. There is no debate about this... It would be great if you
are a supermodel..."
What about male supermodels? Or, a really, really good-looking model
who's just shy of supermodel status?
showers spankings, etc. for you from nubian priestess.
Whoah! Golden showers from a Nubian priestess! Like, how much gold are
we talking about? Enough to retire on?
free SWM willing to help SWF to concieve
"I never knew my dad, but I did know, thanks to the internet, that
he was overweight (but trying to lose weight) and had a tenuous grasp
"SON" seeks "DAD"
How to make your ad stand out? Slap a truly disturbing headline on it.
would not have to participate, just sit back and watch as she goes down
I am currently unemployed. I sit back and watch things for free. If they're
willing to pay, I'm their girl.
if I don't get to hug and shluff (as in Zzz) with a cute girl soon, I'll
lose my mind.
You could probably reach your goal if you began speaking English.
"Also, nobody cares about The Black Table."
What? Is this true? I quit.
Gee, I wish I were a Williamsburg hipster, because then all my
time online talking about websites and their contributors would seem so
Matt Tobey rocks the party at Haypenny.
Claire Zulkey is the party at Zulkey.
Lindsay Robertson is on vacation.
She'll be back next week.