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Animal New York

MY TOP 10 MOST FAVORITE AND MEMORABLE ALL-TIME STUPIDEST POSTINGS EVER.

ALL ABOUT ME.

LOOKING FOR MISTER NICE GUY.

MISTY NEW YEAR'S EVE MEMORIES.

STRIKE BABIES COMING IN NINE MONTHS.

WRITE BACK TO DADDY...OR HE'LL KILL YOU.

WALKING IN A WINTER WONDERLAND.

'TIS THE SEASON TO BE POSTING...

NOW IT IS THE TIME FOR THE GIVING OF THANKS.

READ BUT DON'T TOUCH.

TAKE THIS COOKIE AND STICK IT UP YOUR YEAH.

A SPECIAL LITTLE "I WUV YOU" TO MY POOKY BEAR.

A WHITER SHADE OF TRASH.

HITTING THE GYM.

HEAVY PETTING.

THE FIRST PLACE PINSTRIPED LOVE MACHINE.

ST. ELMO'S USED FURNITURE SALE.

THE ABSOLUTELY NO BALLS WHATSOEVER CONTEST.

ALL IN A DAY'S WORK.

BACK TO SCHOOL.

I DON'T SEE NOTHING WRONG WITH A LITTLE...

CRUISIN' FOR LOVE ON THE NEW JERSEY TURNPIKE.

ONE MAN'S HOT DOG CUP IS ANOTHER MAN'S...

RALLY AROUND THE SEX POLL.

A MESSAGE FOR YOU BLOOMIE.

YOU CAN'T ALWAYS GET WHAT YOU WANT.

DO YOU WANT TICKETS TO THE GUN SHOW?

GRANDMA NEEDS A NEW HOME: $100!

TOO DRUNK TO FUCK.

VACATION, ALL THEY EVER WANTED...

A CENTURY OF EXCELLENCE.

DESPERATELY SEEKING STRIPPERS.

ON CRAIGSLIST CRAZY STAR WARS FANS ARE.

SCAREDY CRAIG.

CINCO DE CORNHOLE.

STOP THE SNIPER CAT BULLSHIT, PEOPLE.

LAW & ORDER CRAIGSLIST VICTIMS UNIT.

THINGS TO DO INSTEAD OF PAYING YOUR TAXES.

DIOS MIO!

GIVING IT UP FOR THE GRANDPAS.

OOPS, MY BAD! SHOULD I LEAVE A NOTE?

ANGER MANAGEMENT.

SO WHAT, SO WHAT, SO WHATCHA WANT?

TO BOLDLY GO WHERE NO POST HAS GONE BEFORE.

THE GREAT CRAIGSLIST JOB HUNT.

HOWDY, PARTNER.

LOOKING FOR LOVE IN ALL THE WRONG WAYS.

A MISSED CONNECTION WITH... AMY BLAIR?!

REMEMBER WHAT WHITNEY SAYS: CRACK IS WACK.

HOWDY, BARTER!

THE ENDLESS CAVALCADE OF BIG BROWN STARS.

WHO'S YOUR SUGAR DADDY!

HEY INTERNERDS! MERRY PERVYMAS!

JESUS CHRIST IS IN THE HEEZY, FOR SHEEZY.

A TO VISIT TO THE CRAIGSLIST FLYOVERS.

HEY, MAN. LET'S START A BAND!

NICE GUYS FINISH LAST, THEN POST ON CRAIGSLIST.

"O-H-I-O" IS A FOUR LETTER WORD.

TRICK OR TREAT, SMELL MY FEET...

THE YANKS AREN'T THE ONLY HIGH PRICED LOSERS.

AMY BLAIR IS YOUR DADDIES.

SOMEWHERE IN THE SWAMPS OF JERSEY.

IRISH EYES ARE POSTIN'.

WHEN THE POST HITS THE SITE, LIKE A BIG PIZZA PIE...

HERE I AM, ROCK YOU LIKE A HURRICANE.

ALL THE FREAKS IN THE HOUSE SAY HOOO.

PROTESTER ROLLS HER WAY RIGHT INTO SLAMMER.

UP ALL NIGHT, SLEEP ALL DAY.

DING DONG, THE DILDO'S DEAD. VIVA LA VIBRATOR!

THERE'S NO SUCH THING AS A FREE RIDE...

YOU PUSSIES, IT'S JUST A FREAKING CONVENTION.

IN DIRE NEED OF SOME ASS-ISTANCE.

ON THE ROAD, ON THE CLOCK, BUSINESS TRIP BOOTY.

HAPPY FUCKING BIRTHDAY, MISS AMY BLAIR.

LET'S DOODLE SOME YANKEE DANDY!

PHISHING AROUND FOR CONCERT MEMORIES.

JUST CALL ME SHAR GORGIIS.

SISTER EARTH FLOWER ROBIN & B-BOY SPONGEBOB.

I DON'T.

LES ARTISTES! MAGNIFIQUE!

NOTHING IN LIFE IS FREE.

MOAMMAR GADHAFI NEEDS A DATE.

SUPER SECRET CELEBRITY CRAIG POSTS.

I NEED A ROOMMATE.

I LOVE PASSION.

AS SPRING FINALLY APPROACHES...

HAPPY MOTHERFUCKING EASTER!

HAPPY FUNLAND HOTTIE CONSULTANT.

GETTING A PIECE FOR PEACE.

REVENGE OF THE DIRTY NERDS.

SAVE CAP'N CRUNCH FROM THE SOGGIES.

COME ON AND RIDE IT! WHOO WHOO! RIDE IT!

NO I DO FOR YOU!

EATING OUT ON CRAIGLIST'S DIME.

EFF ALL YOU PANCAKE BEEYOTCHES.

THE BOY TOY SPEAKETH.

SHOUT AT THE DEVIL.

KINKED UP AND WHACKED OUT.

BE-OTCH NO MORE IN 2004!

THE MEN OF BLAIR'S BOUDOIR.

THE HORROR, THE HOROSCOPES...

WILL WORK FOR FOOD.

AN EXTRA SPECIAL CRAIGLIST SHOPPING GUIDE.

DEAR HORNY MEN, HERE IS YOUR FREAKING CLUE.

THE DIRTY SLUT ADVICE CLUB.

BAD CHILDREN ARE LIKE BAD DATES, ONLY WORSE.

C'MON PEOPLE NOW, SMILE ON YOUR HIPSTER.

BOBBLEHEAD JESUS SAYS...

LET'S GET SCATTY.

YO RED SOX JACKASS!! YOU ARE AN IDIOT. LOVE, AMY.

PUT YOUR HANDS UP AND BACK AWAY FROM THAT SPEEDO.

DAVE MATTHEWS CAN SHIT ON A PLATE AND EAT IT.

WHEN GOOD POSTS GO BAD.

IT'S 420 TIME, BRO!

I BRAKE FOR BARTENDERS.

MORTGAGES, MARRIAGES & MILD RETARDATION.

BLACKOUT WITH YOUR COCK OUT.

THE SCIENCE OF SARCASM.

MOMSIE'S LEZZING IT UP THIS WEEK.

OH, THE IRONY IS JUST KILLING ME.

THE ENTICING RED-HEAD PUBLIC AUCTION.

RANT, RAVE, RINSE, LATHER, REPEAT.

 

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