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The Black Table needs your help! Every week, we need reviews of the latest media-related crud, new products from Capitalists and odd idea, concept or trend. All you need to have is a sharp opinion that you can distill down to one paragraph of 150 words and give a letter grade. To submit, please fill out the form below or email your entry to Entries may edited for length, style and clarity. Hit us with your best shot. Fire away.

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Type your review here. And remember to add a letter grade, or else we'll make one up and embarass you in front of all your friends:

Before you submit anything, ask yourself the following: Have I put a grade on my review? Have I read this thing at least once? Will anyone care what I wrote? If the answer is NO to any of those questions, break down and cry, knowing you're a failure who can't do anything right. You stupid face head moron!